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dreamingofsanssouci:

lediableaquatre:

So I’ve just read that, apparently, during Kolin, when Frederick the Great yells his famous “Ihr Racker, wollt ihr denn ewig leben?” (You Racals, do you want to live forever?) a grenadier who’s running away, answers him “Fritze, für acht Groschen ist es heute genug!” (Fritz, for eight pence it is enough today!).

This just confirms the theory I have that deep down on the inside every Prussian is a sassy little bitch

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dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

phantamxrose:

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

Why do I even go on this website

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http://lady-pyrien.tumblr.com/post/95225706733/curryuku-tortle-please-what-are-you

curryuku:

tortle:

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Please!
What are you paying for? If it’s for an item that is physically being shipped to you, then by all means continue!
But if it is for digital art, please reconsider!

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This means that paypal is expecting me to ship a physical item to you!
And the more…

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Sherlock + text posts

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bigenderfeliciano:

every time lud says he’s not ticklish feli pokes one of his tickle spots and its just like “no feli im not ticklish stop sayiASLKJDHLKJFNASA”

(via shahlalalalala)

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darkness-matters:

Parent: What does a cow say?

Baby: Moo!

Parent: Yay!! What does a cat say?

Baby: Meow!

Parent: Great job! Now, what does a dog say?

Baby: *deep voice* Aoba

(via ashita-no-seiya)

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struckbycrissandcolfer:

szszsz:

Some fanfics are so good they deserve fanfiction

and movie adaptions

(via spamanosexual)

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